Ready to leave hotel life behind, an aimless man named Luke (Dustin Milligan) is selling off all his possessions with plans to move to Ottawa for a new career at a Paleontology Research Center. But when his estranged big brother Danny (Simon Rex) suspiciously pops back into his life and joins the road trip as an unwanted sidekick, Luke realizes his bro's mind has become clouded with insane conspiracy theories. Like, do you know what REALLY happened to the dinosaurs?!

As the brothers drive north, Danny's stories become more shockingly nonsensical and detail a dangerous plot led by a shadowy organization called "the Coalition." Thankfully, Luke has been gifted with a homing beacon that Danny acquired using a full-figured Bigfoot suit, a live chicken, and a shit-ton of ketamine. So why does this beacon look mysteriously like a Rubik's cube colored over with a black Sharpie? Why must they hire an amateur "badger" (like a coyote, but for crossing the Canadian border)? And how is that loner in the woods (musical artist Genji Hughes) able to tell these two are related because they smell the same? At least everyone knows the fast-food chain Taco Gary's is a safe zone for avoiding the wrath of Coalition.